1 00:00:01,702 --> 00:00:03,604 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:05,406 All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:06,874 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:08,676 All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:11,779 - ♪ OHH... 6 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:13,947 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:16,050 All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,985 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:19,787 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:21,989 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,491 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,959 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,928 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,963 All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:31,865 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,834 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,136 - SPONGEBOB 18 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:37,405 SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:39,073 [laughing] 20 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:41,942 ♪ 21 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,042 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,927 - WHAT BETTER WAY OF SPENDING AN AFTERNOON 23 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:02,596 THAN TROLLING THE SEABED FOR SPARE CHANGE. 24 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:03,797 WHOO! 25 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,566 [grunts] 26 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:06,900 [gasp] 27 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,302 THERE'S GOTTA BE A SMALL FORTUNE 28 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:12,005 IN DISCARDED PAPER CLIPS IN THERE. 29 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:14,508 I KNEW THIS AREA LOOKED FAMILIAR. 30 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:15,976 WHAT'S THIS? 31 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,146 WELL, THAT MUST BE SANDY'S TREE DOME DWELLING. 32 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:20,257 AND INSIDE IS WHAT LOOKS TO BE THE MOST GINORMOUS SOYBEAN 33 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,950 I EVER LAID ME EYESTALKS ON. 34 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,394 HMM. NOW THIS BEARS GETTING A CLOSER LOOK. 35 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,420 [doorbell rings] 36 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,390 GOOD AFTERNOON, MS. SANDY. 37 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,659 - AND A GOOD AFTERNOON TO YOU, MR. KRABS. 38 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:34,328 WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT TO THIS FINE NECK OF THE WOODS? 39 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,496 - WELL, UH... 40 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,531 I JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD 41 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,509 AND WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD SEE YOUR WAY CLEAR 42 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,902 TO GRACE ME WITH A COMPREHENSIVE TOUR 43 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:44,172 OF YOUR HOME SWEET TREE DOME? [chuckles] 44 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:46,974 I HEAR THE GIANT SOYBEANS ARE LOVELY THIS TIME OF YEAR. 45 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:49,910 - SURE. LET'S GET YOU FITTED WITH A HELMET. 46 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:52,146 - DON'T BOTHER YOURSELF. 47 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:53,557 AS LONG AS I KEEP THE OLD LUNGS MOIST, 48 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:56,083 I CAN BREATHE YOUR FANCY AIR ALL DAY LONG. 49 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:59,119 - COME ON IN, THEN. 50 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:02,623 - IT SEEMS SO MUCH BIGGER ONCE YOU'RE INSIDE. 51 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,158 - THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. 52 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:06,303 DID I ALREADY SHOW YOU MY SINGLE-WHEELED ROLLER SKATES? 53 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,629 OR MY HELICOPTER THAT'S POWERED BY COCONUT MILK? 54 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:11,399 - HUH? OH YEAH, THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING, SANDY, 55 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:12,733 BUT, UH, ACTUALLY... 56 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,211 - OR MY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE THAT COMES IN THE FORM 57 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:16,670 OF A MULTICOLORED CUBE-SHAPED PUZZLE? 58 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:17,671 SEE? 59 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:20,308 IT CAN SOLVE ITSELF. 60 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:21,575 - UH, SANDY, 61 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:24,212 ACTUALLY, I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN ALL THAT. 62 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:27,147 - WELL, IS THERE SOMETHING IN PARTICULAR YOU WANTED TO SEE? 63 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:30,451 - TELL ME ABOUT YOUR GIANT SOYBEAN. 64 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:31,619 - THIS IS THE RESULT 65 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:33,554 OF AN EXPERIMENTAL GROWTH SERUM I DEVELOPED. 66 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,332 IT COULD EASILY FEED A LOT OF HUNGRY PEOPLE. 67 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,291 - [gasps] 68 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:39,092 OR SUPPLY AN ENTIRE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT, 69 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:40,204 LOWERING ITS OPERATING COSTS 70 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:42,196 AND INCREASING REVENUE EXPONENTIALLY. 71 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:43,631 - ONCE THE TESTING IS COMPLETE, 72 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:45,342 THE GROWTH SERUM COULD BE USED TO DO A LOT OF GOOD THINGS. 73 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:47,501 - [shrieks] 74 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:49,546 - I SURE WOULD HATE TO SEE IT FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS. 75 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:50,580 SOMEONE WHO MIGHT JUST USE IT TO TRY TO GET... 76 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:53,507 - RICH! I'LL BE RICH! 77 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:55,443 - WHAT'S THAT, MR. KRABS? 78 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:58,546 - UH, COULD I BORROW YOUR TELEPHONE? 79 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:02,082 [keypad tone] 80 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,284 - [chuckles] IT'S RINGING. 81 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:06,787 - MR. KRABS, I CAME AS SOON AS I GOT THE CALL. 82 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:07,888 - UH... 83 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:09,323 DID YOU BRING A KRABBY PATTY 84 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,124 LIKE I WAS PLANNING TO ASK YOU TO DO? 85 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:12,560 - AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 86 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:13,961 - PERFECT. 87 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:17,265 OKAY, SANDY. ADMINISTER THE GROWTH SERUM. 88 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:19,132 - I DON'T KNOW, MR. KRABS. 89 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:20,934 I CAN'T PREDICT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 90 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,937 - WELL, YOU DID SAY IT NEEDS FURTHER TESTING. 91 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,739 TEST IT ON THE KRABBY PATTY! 92 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,608 - WELL... I SUPPOSE SO. 93 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:28,342 BUT ONLY A SINGLE DROP. 94 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:34,348 - FAIR ENOUGH. 95 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,617 IS IT SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE THAT? 96 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,218 - IF YOU TWO WILL EXCUSE ME, 97 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:40,530 I NEED TO PAY A QUICK VISIT TO THE LITTLE SQUIRREL'S ROOM. 98 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,554 WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING THESE FOR ME WHILE I'M GONE? 99 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:45,025 I'LL ONLY BE A MINUTE. 100 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:49,330 - OH, NO, WE DON'T MIND. 101 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:51,332 [chuckles] 102 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,500 THERE. 103 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:57,104 - BUT SANDY SAID THAT... - SH-SH-SH-SH. 104 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:59,373 THANKS FOR THE TOUR, SANDY. SEE YOU LATER. 105 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:04,211 EH, THAT PATTY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S GROWING TO ME. 106 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:05,846 [scoffs] GROWTH SERUM. 107 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,715 WASTE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD KRABBY PATTY 108 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:08,716 IS WHAT THAT IS. 109 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:09,683 - OH! 110 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,118 MR. KRABS... 111 00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:13,954 - QUICK! LET'S GET IT TO THE KRUSTY KRAB! 112 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:17,358 - PATTY... BECOMING... AWKWARD. 113 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,602 - OH, HERE, HERE. PUT IT IN THIS GROCERY BAG. 114 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:20,169 - GROCERY BAG? WHERE DID YOU GET A GROCERY BAG? 115 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,596 - THE GROCERY STORE. 116 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:34,475 [door slams shut] 117 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,977 - SO, UH, HOW BIG IS THIS THING SUPPOSED TO GET? 118 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:38,211 - [laughs] WHO CARES? 119 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:41,148 IT'S AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF FREE PATTIES! 120 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:44,685 AND COOK 'EM FAST, BOY. WE'VE GOT CUSTOMERS. 121 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,019 - SPONGEBOB! 122 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,588 ARE YOU GONNA COOK THAT THING 123 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,008 OR JUST STAND THERE STARING AT IT? 124 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:52,826 - SORRY, SQUIDWARD. COMING RIGHT UP. 125 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:54,127 ORDER UP, SQUIDWARD. 126 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,729 - ALL RIGHT, KEEP 'EM COMING. 127 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,165 - YOU BETCHA. 128 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,107 OH, MY GOODNESS! 129 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:09,410 I ALMOST FORGOT TO FLIP THAT ONE. 130 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:12,279 THERE WE GO. 131 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,482 - OKAY. THAT'S GREAT, SPONGEBOB, 132 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:16,650 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOCK ME IN THE... [screams] 133 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,127 - SQUIDWARD, WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT WEIRD NOISE... 134 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,488 [screams] 135 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:23,156 EASY, BOY, EASY. 136 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:24,492 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, 137 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:26,527 BUT I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS KITCHEN! 138 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,433 [crying] 139 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:33,434 HUH? 140 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:38,439 [grunting] 141 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:42,175 AH! 142 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:45,112 SQUIDWARD, THAT GIANT KRABBY PATTY IS ON A RAMPAGE! 143 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:46,346 WE HAVE TO ESCAPE. 144 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,181 - DO YOU ALWAYS GO BAREFOOT AT WORK, 145 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:49,681 OR HAVE I JUST NEVER NOTICED BEFORE? 146 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:50,618 - WOULDN'T THIS JUST COUNT AS HALF-BAREFOOT? 147 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,920 SQUIDWARD, BEHIND YOU! 148 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,959 ABANDON SHIP! - [screams] 149 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:00,661 [customers screaming] 150 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,730 - IT'S A KRABALANCHE! 151 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,398 - HOLD IT! 152 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,600 AND JUST WHAT IS IT YOU TWO THINK YOU'RE DOING? 153 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,601 - THE RESTAURANT'S BEING INVADED 154 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,404 BY A 300-FOOT UNCOOKED MENU ITEM. 155 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:11,639 WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE! 156 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:14,341 - HO, HO. THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE. 157 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,076 YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE. 158 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,711 - DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA? 159 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,948 - STAY AND... WORK. 160 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,584 OKAY. YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. 161 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,919 BUT I'D RATHER STAY ALIVE THAN STAY AND WORK. 162 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,955 NOW IF YOU... 163 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,057 [cash register rings] 164 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:32,192 - CASHIE! 165 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:33,861 - MR. KRABS, LOOK OUT! 166 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:36,730 - AH! [muffled yell] 167 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,435 [wood splintering] 168 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,046 - I THINK IT'S OUR BREAK TIME, DON'T YOU? 169 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:48,976 [both screaming] 170 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,552 - WHAT'S THIS? 171 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,988 KRABS IS COOKING UP SOME NEW SCHEME 172 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,757 TO UNDERMINE THE SUCCESS OF HIS BIGGEST COMPETITOR, 173 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:04,857 ME? 174 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:08,729 I BETTER GET A CLOSER LOOK. 175 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,701 OUTTA MY WAY, YOU BOOBS. 176 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,569 - PLANKTON, YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY! 177 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:16,780 TURN BACK OR BE CRUSHED BY A GIANT MONSTER! 178 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:19,239 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 179 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,107 I NEED TO SEE THIS. 180 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:21,742 OH! 181 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:25,412 HOLY MOTHER OF ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL... 182 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:31,619 IT'S THE LARGEST KRABBY PATTY THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. 183 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:33,954 IT'S... IT'S... 184 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,556 GORGEOUS. 185 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,991 OH, GREAT PATTY! TAKE ME! 186 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:41,762 TAKE ME HOME, DADDY! 187 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:48,636 [crowd screams] 188 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:50,738 - KEEP RUNNING! IT'S GETTING CLOSER! 189 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:51,838 - NO, IT ISN'T! 190 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,341 LOOK WHERE I'M POINTING. IT STOPPED. 191 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:56,544 - HEY, HE'S RIGHT. 192 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:03,984 [screaming] 193 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:18,699 - [belches] 194 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:28,909 - SNOOKUMS, LOOK OUT! 195 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,612 YOU'VE GOT TO PROMISE MOMMY YOU'LL BE MORE CAREFUL. 196 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:33,246 NEPTUNE KNOWS WHAT SHE'D DO 197 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,248 IF YOU WERE SWALLOWED BY THE PUTRID OOZE 198 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,918 THAT'S RUNNING RAMPANT IN OUR STREETS. 199 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,491 - [snoring] 200 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:45,826 - GARY, GARY! WAKE UP! 201 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,327 PACK YOUR STUFF! 202 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:48,461 OUR HOUSE IS ABOUT TO BE 203 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:51,799 KNOCKED OVER BY A GIANT KRABBY PATTY! 204 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:56,303 - [yawns and snores] 205 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:59,072 - [screams] 206 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,813 WAKE UP, PATRICK! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! 207 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:10,417 - AH. HI, SPONGEBOB. I JUST HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM. 208 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,119 I WAS BEING CHASED DOWN THE STREET 209 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,353 BY A GIANT KRABBY PATTY. 210 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:14,321 - THAT WASN'T A DREAM! 211 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,657 Both: AH! 212 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,929 - SAY, SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 213 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:25,465 - WE'RE GOING TO FIND SANDY. SHE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO. 214 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,810 - I DON'T THINK SHE'S HOME, SPONGEBOB. 215 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:27,911 - SHE HAS TO BE. THIS IS HER TREE DOME. 216 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:30,738 SANDY, WHERE ARE YOU? 217 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:33,040 - SPONGEBOB? 218 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,374 - SANDY? 219 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,409 - NO, SPONGEBOB. UP HERE. 220 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:37,621 [helicopter whirling] AND HURRY. 221 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:40,213 I'M RUNNING OUT OF COCONUT MILK. 222 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,658 - WOW, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TREE DOME? 223 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,483 - WELL, THAT GIANT SOYBEAN GOT TOO BIG, 224 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,623 SO I CHOPPED IT UP AND TURNED IT INTO A GIANT SALAD. 225 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,588 ANYBODY GOT ANY GIANT CROUTONS? 226 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,523 - I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK. 227 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,860 - WHAT'S THE MATTER, PATRICK? AIR SICKNESS? 228 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,227 - NO. 229 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,765 THE THOUGHT OF A SALAD THAT SIZE IS MORE THAN I CAN HANDLE. 230 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,566 - AND NOW THAT I MASTERED THE SOYBEAN, 231 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,268 I CAN MASTER THAT PATTY. 232 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,469 - REALLY? HOW? 233 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:03,804 - THE PUZZLE CUBE TOLD ME 234 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:07,574 THE KEY TO DEFEATING THE PATTY IS YOU, SPONGEBOB. 235 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:10,477 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GET YOU CLOSE ENOUGH TO IT, 236 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:11,655 SO YOU CAN MAKE DIRECT CONTACT. 237 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,580 - DIRECT CONTACT? ARE YOU SURE? 238 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:15,849 - THE PUZZLE CUBE NEVER LIES. 239 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,753 OKAY, WE HAVE A VISUAL. 240 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,588 PUTTING YOU INTO POSITION, SPONGEBOB. 241 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,261 - MM-KAY. BYE. 242 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,763 WELL, GIANT PATTY. [gulps] 243 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,966 I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. 244 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,110 WAIT, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO AGAIN? 245 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,237 - JUST MAKE DIRECT CONTACT. 246 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:41,842 - DIRECT CONTACT. YOU MEAN LIKE THIS? 247 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:42,942 - IT'S WORKING. 248 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:46,046 KEEP GOING, SPONGEBOB. YOU CAN DO IT. 249 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:50,050 - OH, MY BODY... FILLING WITH KRABBY PATTY... 250 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:54,888 ENORMOUS PAIN. 251 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,457 NEVER ABSORBED THIS MUCH KRABBY PATTY 252 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,659 INTO MY BODY BEFORE! 253 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,962 IN FACT, NEVER ABSORBED ANY KRABBY PATTIES 254 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,997 INTO MY BODY, COME TO THINK OF IT. 255 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,609 OKAY. WHAT DO I DO NOW? 256 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:17,878 - STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS! 257 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:21,414 FOR A LIMITED TIME, PRE-ABSORBED KRABBY PATTIES. 258 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,515 [cash register rings] 259 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,953 - SPONGEBOB. TWO. MEDIUM RARE. 260 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:26,787 - COPY THAT. OVER. 261 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:27,921 - THAT'S IT, DON'T CROWD. 262 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,757 WHILE SUPPLIES LAST. DON'T BE SHY. 263 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:36,196 COME ON. 264 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,664 [laughter] 265 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,858 - [gasps] 266 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,928 HEY, YOU STUPID BUBBLE, I JUST WASHED THOSE. 267 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:11,664 - OH! 268 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,102 - AH, MY SPINE! 269 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,780 - WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING? 270 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:17,924 - COME BACK HERE! - I'LL SUE! 271 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,976 - [slurps] 272 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,145 [gargling] 273 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:35,654 - AH... 274 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:38,959 [gulps] 275 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,028 HEY, LITTLE BUBBLE. WHERE'D YOU COME FROM? 276 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,530 PERHAPS THIS LETTER WILL SHED SOME LIGHT ON YOUR ORIGIN. 277 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,432 IT'S FROM MY OLD FRIEND, BUBBLE BUDDY. 278 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,301 WONDER WHAT'S UP WITH HIM? 279 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,102 LET'S SEE NOW. 280 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,338 "DEAR SPONGEBOB, 281 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,174 THE MISSUS AND I HAVE TO GO AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS. 282 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,076 AND OUR REGULAR BUBBLE SITTER IS SICK. 283 00:12:56,176 --> 00:13:00,213 COULD YOU PLEASE WATCH OUR SON SHINY UNTIL WE GET BACK? 284 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:03,650 I OWE YOU ONE. YOUR PAL, BUBBLE BUDDY. 285 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,853 PLEASE KEEP SHINY AWAY FROM SHARP OBJECTS. 286 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:09,722 WE DON'T WANT HIM TO GO POP LIKE HIS LATE UNCLE RAYMOND." 287 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:12,893 OH, BOY! DID YOU HEAR THAT, GARY? 288 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,562 - THEY WANT ME TO WATCH LITTLE SHINY. 289 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,330 GEE, I WONDER WHEN HE'S GOING TO SHOW UP. 290 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,999 THE LETTER DOESN'T SAY. 291 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,267 I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM. 292 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,768 OH! 293 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,070 OH, HEY. THERE YOU ARE, SHINY. 294 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,905 LOOK AT YOU. 295 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:25,738 YOU ARE JUST AS CUTE AS THE DICKENS. 296 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,474 UPSY-DAISY! 297 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,878 SAY HELLO TO SHINY, GARY. 298 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,579 [yowls and hisses] 299 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:33,689 - OH, YOU'RE FULL OF SOAP AND VINEGAR, 300 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,713 AREN'T YOU? 301 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:35,615 I CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL MY FRIENDS 302 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,785 TO MEET YOU. 303 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,188 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 304 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,832 - THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT, SHINY BUBBLE. 305 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:45,225 WHOOP, DOWNSIE DAFFODIL. 306 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,059 SQUIDWARD LOVES MEETING MY FRIENDS. 307 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,828 - NO, I DON'T. 308 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:49,462 - YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE SQUIDWARD. 309 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,432 HE'S LOTS OF FUN. 310 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,502 SO HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? 311 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:56,645 YOU DON'T TALK MUCH, DO YOU? 312 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,971 HMM. GUESS HE'S NOT HOME. 313 00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,040 OH, WELL. WE CAN TRY AGAIN LATER. 314 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,609 WAIT, SHINY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 315 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,744 YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE. YOU WEREN'T INVITED. 316 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:09,682 [glass shattering] 317 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,885 - WOULD YOU PLEASE GET YOUR FRIEND 318 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,921 OUT OF MY HOUSE? 319 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:20,559 - WHERE'D HE GO? 320 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,895 - SQUIDWARD! 321 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,164 THIS ROOM IS SO FULL OF SHARP, JAGGED, BROKEN THINGS. 322 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,967 THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A DELICATE LITTLE BUBBLE BOY. 323 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,136 [gasps] THERE HE IS! 324 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,738 DON'T WORRY. I'LL SAVE HIM. 325 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,673 NOPE. 326 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:34,807 JAGGED GLASS. 327 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,209 BARBED WIRE. 328 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,677 CACTUSES. 329 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:40,147 CACTUSES PROTECTED BY BARBED WIRE. 330 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:41,348 SHH. 331 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:44,084 SHINY MUST BE IN THIS ONE. 332 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,718 GOTCHA! 333 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,420 NO, GUESS NOT. 334 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,755 OH NO! 335 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,457 YOU DON'T THINK HE P-P-P-POPPED IN THERE? 336 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,791 - THERE HE IS. 337 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,893 HE'S HEADED RIGHT FOR MY GLASS MENAGERIE. 338 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,235 WHEW! 339 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,571 - HOLD STILL, SHINY. I'LL GET YOU DOWN. 340 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:08,841 GOTCHA! [screams] 341 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:09,842 [glass shattering] 342 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,679 - OF COURSE. 343 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,014 - OKAY, SHINY. FUN IS FUN. 344 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,815 BUT IT'S TIME TO COME DOWN NOW. 345 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,351 UGH, BARNACLES. 346 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:23,556 AH! OH, NO! 347 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,459 SHINY, COME BACK. 348 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,560 THERE HE IS. 349 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,632 HE'S HEADED FOR THAT OPEN WINDOW. 350 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,674 I GOT YA, YOU LITTLE RASCAL. 351 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,414 IT LOOKS LIKE SHINY WANTS TO BE AN ARTIST, 352 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,911 JUST LIKE YOU. 353 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:48,381 - SPONGEBOB, I SPENT SIX LONG MONTHS ON THAT PAINTING. 354 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,650 - DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD. SHINY'S MADE OF SOAP. 355 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,086 WE'LL JUST WASH IT OFF. 356 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:58,925 THERE YOU GO. GOOD AS NEW. 357 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,327 - [growling] 358 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,095 REALLY CAPTURES YOUR INNER SELF. 359 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,497 OH MY, LOOK AT THAT. TIME TO GO TO WORK. 360 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,332 SEE YOU THERE. BYE. 361 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:08,168 [groaning angrily] 362 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,038 HI, MR. KRABS. 363 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,205 - MORNIN', LADDIE. 364 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,506 WHAT'S WITH THE GLASS PUPPET? 365 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,642 - HE'S NOT GLASS, MR. KRABS. 366 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:16,776 REMEMBER BUBBLE BUDDY? 367 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,012 WELL, I'M TAKING CARE OF HIS SON. 368 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,449 - BUBBLE BUDDY, EH? THAT GUY STILL OWES ME MONEY. 369 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,018 SO, WHAT'S THE LITTLE DEADBEAT'S NAME? 370 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,754 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE SHINY BUBBLE. 371 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,789 [whispering] HE DOESN'T TALK MUCH. 372 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,691 SHAKE HANDS WITH MR. KRABS, SHINY. 373 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,260 - PUT HER THERE, LAD. 374 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,594 HEY! 375 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,129 - OOH! 376 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,469 YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE CAREFUL WITH THOSE CLAWS, MR. KRABS. 377 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,536 - HOLD STILL, YOU LITTLE RASCAL! 378 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,672 - DON'T WORRY, I'VE GOT HIM. 379 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:46,772 WOW, MR. KRABS. 380 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,242 LOOK HOW SHINY SHINY MADE YOU. 381 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,910 - WOO-HOO NOW, LOOK AT THAT. 382 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,313 I'VE NEVER FELT THIS CLEAN ON A WEEKDAY. 383 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,258 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE SHINY THERE INTO THE KITCHEN, 384 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,082 AND LET HIM PLAY AROUND WITH THE DIRTY DISHES? 385 00:16:57,117 --> 00:17:00,920 - WOW, I THINK MR. KRABS REALLY LIKES YOU. 386 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:05,225 NOW YOU PLAY WITH THESE WHILE I TEND TO THE GRILL. 387 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,959 YOU SURE ARE LUCKY, SHINY. 388 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,895 YOU GET TO LEARN ALL ABOUT THE GLORIES 389 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,730 OF THE SERVICE INDUSTRY. 390 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,034 YESSIREE, SHINER. 391 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,769 YOU SHOW ME A SIZZLIN' GRILL, 392 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,371 AND I WILL SHOW YOU A HAPPY CUSTOMER. 393 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,241 - WHOA! 394 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,909 - WHOA! 395 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:25,078 - WHOA! 396 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,713 [grunts] HERNIA. 397 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,416 [clang] 398 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:33,853 - WHAT IN THE NAME OF NEPTUNE IS GOING ON... WHOA! 399 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,555 [cash register rings] 400 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,891 - YAHOO, FREE MONEY! - WOO-HOO, OH, FREE MONEY! 401 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,193 - THERE YOU ARE, SHINY. 402 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,894 - I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 403 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,296 THANK GOODNESS YOU WEREN'T HURT. 404 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,573 - YOU BETTER GET HIM OUT OF HERE 405 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,733 IF YOU WANT TO KEEP HIM THAT WAY. 406 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,635 BUBBLES TODAY. 407 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:52,139 THEY DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE VALUE OF MONEY. 408 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,673 - THAT'S OKAY, SHINY. 409 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,776 IT'S TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO WORK AT THE KRUSTY KRAB, ANYWAY. 410 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,546 BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF FUN, SAFE THINGS WE CAN DO. 411 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,414 LIKE, STAND IN PLACE. 412 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,483 OR SIT IN PLACE. 413 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,553 OR, UH... LET'S NOT MOVE AT ALL GAME. 414 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,388 PATRICK IS REALLY GOOD AT THAT ONE. HE... 415 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,823 SHINY? SHINY, WHERE ARE YOU? 416 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,923 [gasp] 417 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,097 AHH! SHINY, NO! 418 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:21,100 - NOT THE CITY. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. 419 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,536 SHINY, WHERE ARE YOU? 420 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,636 [gasps] 421 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,744 SHINY, NO! 422 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,719 THERE NOW. SAFE AND SOUND. 423 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,222 NOW, SHINY, I... 424 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:46,125 NOW, SHINY, YOU MIGHT... 425 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,164 THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. OKAY, SHINY. 426 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,464 LET'S GET YOU BACK TO MY HOUSE, 427 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,168 AND KEEP YOU AWAY FROM SHARP POINTY THINGS. 428 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,003 OH, TARTAR SAUCE. 429 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,472 [screams] 430 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,107 [cars crashing] 431 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,381 "BIKINI BOTTOM PIN FACTORY?" 432 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,917 SHINY, NO! 433 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,385 I'LL SAVE YOU! 434 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:16,323 [screams] 435 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,437 YOU NEED TO WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 436 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,330 YOU COULD GET POPPED IN A PLACE LIKE THAT. 437 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,597 [gasps] 438 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,417 HOLD ON, THERE'S SOMETHING TICKLING MY NOSE. 439 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,511 WHERE'S SHINY? 440 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:43,082 OH, NO! 441 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,183 "SCISSOR WORKS"? 442 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:47,587 I'LL SAVE YOU, SHINY! 443 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,122 [scissors snipping] 444 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,492 OH, BOY. DON'T YOU KNOW SCISSORS ARE SHARP? 445 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,592 AND DANGEROUS? 446 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,629 LUCKILY, WE BOTH ESCAPED UNHARMED. 447 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,205 SHINY? 448 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:13,313 "PITCHFORK PANTRY." OF COURSE. 449 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:19,151 [metallic clang] AH... OW. 450 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,288 SHINY, HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YA? 451 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,257 NO SHARP. NO POINTY. 452 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,759 LET'S SEE IF THERE'S SOME PLACE SAFE FOR YOU TO VISIT. 453 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:27,627 AH. THAT'S IT. 454 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,196 THE PILLOW FOUNDRY. 455 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,297 YOU'LL LIKE IT IN THERE. 456 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,732 PILLOWS AREN'T DANGEROUS. 457 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:33,832 HUH? 458 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:38,037 [machines pounding] 459 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,541 [machines whirring] 460 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,630 OKAY, LET'S SKIP THE PILLOW FOUNDRY. 461 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,290 I'LL JUST TAKE YOU TO MY HOUSE. 462 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,292 HERE WE ARE. HOME SAFE HOME. 463 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,236 YOU MUST BE HUNGRY AFTER ALL THAT RUNNING AROUND. 464 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,997 NOW, WHAT WOULD A GROWING BUBBLE EAT? 465 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,400 I KNOW! 466 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,674 SHINY!! 467 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,609 DON'T WORRY, SHINY. YOU'LL BE OKAY. 468 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,311 [grunts] 469 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:25,785 NO, THAT AIN'T RIGHT. 470 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:32,058 OH, COME ON, NOW. 471 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:35,395 AH. HE'S OKAY. 472 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,496 UH-OH. 473 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,164 - HELLO THERE, SPONGEBOB. 474 00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:39,904 HOW'S MY LITTLE BOY BEEN FARING? - [gulps] 475 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:45,838 OH, WHAT, HO... SHINY? HE'S, UH... BEEN BEHAVING GREAT. 476 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,206 - WELL, NOW. 477 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,909 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GONE AND GROWN ANOTHER HEAD AGAIN, SHINY. 478 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:52,345 - AGAIN? 479 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:55,415 - NOT TO WORRY. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 480 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,091 - SO, SPONGEBOB. 481 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,093 DID MY BOY SHINY BEHAVE HIMSELF? 482 00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:10,296 - OH, HE WAS JUST A LITTLE ANGEL. 483 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:12,432 IN A LITTLE DEVIL SORT OF WAY. 484 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:17,269 - WELL, SO LONG, SPONGEBOB. 485 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:20,272 THANKS FOR WATCHING MY BOY. 486 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:24,877 - [blows raspberry] 487 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,379 - SO LONG. BYE BYE. 488 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,347 ANY TIME YOU NEED A BABYSITTER, 489 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,483 JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE ADVANCE NOTICE. 490 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,552 I... UH, I WORK A LOT. 491 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,621 I HAVE TO CHECK WITH MR. KRABS AND... 492 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:36,264 AND THERE'S GARY, HE NEEDS FEEDING AND I... 493 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:37,928 STAND AROUND A LOT AND THAT KEEPS ME BUSY.